There’s a shadow on the wall; Stay calm, stay calm
There’s a figure in the hall; Stay calm, stay calm
Keep my wits and stay alive, wish I had a 9 to 5
Theres a stranger in us all; Stay calm, stay calm

Every hair is on it’s end; That’s fine, i’m fine
Feeling my adrenaline; That’s fine i’m fine
I can keep away the creeps, safely from my swivel seats
Something’s crawling through the vents; That’s fine, ..Uh oh

There’s a ghost in the machine; Stay calm, stay calm
They are watching through the screen; Stay calm, stay calm
They might just drive me crazy, Hit me!

Freddy: Hey kids, It’s nice to meet ya. Are you ready for some fazbear pizza?
Bonnie: Whose this, working in the night shift?
Foxy: I don’t know, but I don’t think I like him.
Chica: He’s so cute! I can feel his heart racing!
Bonnie: About time we had a brand new play thing.
Foxy: Another yellow belly, Bawking like a chicken.
Chica: ( Hey!)
Freddy: Listen gang, I say that we dig in.

They are slowly closing in; Stay calm, stay calm
Find an inner strength within; Stay calm, stay calm
If I’ve learned one thing, It’s that don’t respond to craigslist ads
I can see their second skin; Stay calm … In the end there’s only me; All right, all right
Morning sun will set me free; All right, all right
I spent five nights at Freddy’s. Hit me!

Chica: Hey! Where did our new friend go?!
Freddy: Don’t worry he’ll be back tomorrow
Bonnie: So, uh, Does he not go to the bathroom, or does he hold it in all night?
Foxy: Aye, He pees in a cup
Foxy: It’s true! I’ve seen him do it with me own eye, We were both just standing there, It was extremely awkward.


  1. Ciara

    August 28, 2021 at 12:19 pm

    Excellent words.

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