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Reporting of a Failed Campaign – Tropical Fuck Storm Lyrics

Susie was a ventriloquist in a way
Turning on everything on air into an exposé
She’d drag your name into the dirt just for sport and settle out of court
And her, her network boss would say
That we’re all going to hell one day

He was the last man standing in a Polish camp way back in ’45
Then he [?] rang his lawyer, left his seventh wife
He met a [?] on a yacht just out of Napoli
And he, he knocked her up that week
In his twin engine golf [?]
But time’s no friend of liars
Time’s no friend of liars anymore

40 Years ago the fixer set off on his trail of [?]
He found the French quarters break water and he stayed a while
He got a job in repossession seizing speedboats and the odd jetski
But he made a better living cutting slack to all the people kept his palms well-greased
He bought the chateau bunga bunga by the beach to lure the rich high-fliers
And stored cameras in the bedrooms and an office in the Virgin Isles
But time’s no friend of liars

[?] syndicated world wide via satellite dish
Meanwhile the fixer built a pyramid scheme that made him ponzi king
Then he started running with [?] fresh new bride
Then one night wound up alone at bunga bunga with the Fixer’s wife
Then he, he come home late dressed slick
So she, she hired a private dick

Meanwhile his station got a fraction of the traction and the ratings bombed
‘Til headhunters found Susie on a day shift in the nail salon
She brought a glamour to the camera and a panoramic paranoia
Yeah, the network’s rating soared
And they, they banked their cash offshore
But time’s no friend of liars
Time’s no friend of liars
Time’s no friend of liars

Well Susie [?] live
His rich buddies lost millions and he took off to the Virgin Islands
They stung him hard with lawsuits thinking Interpol might drag him home
But he blackmailed everybody with his bunga bunga videos
So then he sent Susie with a camera crew to talk him down
But the fixer pulled a gun on air and stuck it into Susie’s mouth
He played of a video [?] and shot himself
With [?] after wishing Lenny’s hitman well
Then Lenny lost the station and his reputation went to rest
In an undisclosed location wearing slippers and a bulletproof vest
(In an undisclosed location wearing slippers and a bulletproof vest)
In an undisclosed location wearing slippers and a bulletproof vest 

  1. James

    August 22, 2021 at 1:58 am

    Wow this brings back good times when life was good

  2. Devonte

    June 17, 2022 at 11:24 am

    Very romantic lyrics.

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