Hey Ma’, she gave me open heart surgery,
Some think it’s not as bad as perjury,
But I beg to differ.

Hey you, the moon is at its apogee,
How about we cast out all that negative energy,
And build a moon clock in the sand?

Hey dead guy, I promise to deliver your eulogy,
You know they’ll burn your body in effigy,
It’s a little too late to change your ways.

She ripped out my guts and tied them around my neck!
Tattoo’d her likeness on my heart and screwed shut my head!
Tied my hands together and placed them on the bed!
Raised up real high her hammer to flatten them,
And break them.

I love you.
I hate you.
I want to kill you.
I want to kiss you.
You need to die,
To go to hell,
I think that you’re the best.

Hey Ma’, she gave me open heart surgery,
Implanted a transistor radio,
Now I get the weather…24 hours a day.

© 2020 Minoan Music


  1. Kelvin

    August 19, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    I’m really grateful.

  2. Tyrese

    August 19, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    Very romantic lyrics 🙂

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