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Back about nineteen-hundred and some
A Soviet couple had a greenheaded son
No name suited him, Boris or Joe
They just called him Billy Tcherno

Billy was a boy kinda small for his size
Shiny green hair and big red nose
Thirteen months from the day he was born
Billy grew a tail and little white horns

Billy Tcherno watch where you go
You’re the biggest freak now don’t you know
Billy Tcherno hear what they say
An x-ray cloud has passed your way

One sad day Billy cried hoho
I shine like a sign in Soho
Mam passed out, dad got mad
This nearly ended our Soviet lad

By the time little Billy reached the age of five
He killed himself with a pocket knife
He didn’t know whether to kill or run
Wound up dead, ’cause he did neither one

Billy Tcherno watch where you go
You’re the biggest freak now don’t you know
Billy Tcherno hear what they say
An x-ray cloud has passed your way

Now lives on in hell
Much more his kind, not to mention the smell
The Devil thinks it’s out a sight
These nuclear plants, man! Dynamite!

PRETTY PETROUCHKA

To make the song more sexy we dubbed Billy with Petrouchka
We thank Zonia for the lovely Russian Accent

Back about nineteen-hundred or less
A Soviet couple had a redheaded lass
No name suited her Ann or or Annoucka
They just called her Pretty Petrouchka

Pettie was a girl kind of big for her size
Shiny red hair and big blue eyes
Thirteen years from the day she was born
Petrouchka grabbed the bull by the horns
Pretty Petrouchka watch where you go
You’re walking on streets now walk slow
Pretty Petrouchka hear what they say
A Pretty boy will get you one day

One sad day petty cried hoho
I’ve got me a job down in ol’s Soho
Pet ran out, the pimp got mad
The Wildest whip the girl has ever had

Then one year, it may be 88
Petrouchka walked through my front gate
I didn’t know whether to stand there or run
Wound up married, ’cause I did neither one

Pretty Petrouchka watch where you go
You’re the biggest freak now don’t you know
Billy Tcherno hear what they say
An x-ray cloud has passed your way

Now Petrouchka lives on my side
And I tell you, man, she’s dynamite
A little bitch as hot as hell
A good cuisine and a good lady as well

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