LYRIC

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“Yo
This first track, this shit right here goes out to my mamaw
Yeah you’re goddamned right
If it wasn’t for you
I wouldn’t be the mother fuckin’ nerd that I am today
And I wouldn’t be doing this shit at all
So
Here you go”

VERSE 1

I got more game than an arcade machine
And I’m blowing through these quarters
To keep my health green
When it drops in the red
I fire up a couple joints
An I’d jump off of your head
If it was worth some points
I travel around like a side-scrolling shooter
Just rippin’ through these bitches like a roto rooter
I beat up Mega Man and stole his buster cannon
And I traveled through Hyrule and blew up Gannon
The princess was distressed and I wanted to save the girl
Which coincidentally for me man meant I would save the world
And I didn’t understand
Nah I didn’t fully see
But this armageddons coming and that bitch is the key
So now I’m in the bosses chamber
A dragon breathing fire
And this mother fuckers coming but I won’t expire
Pulled the shotgun out and dropped his ass with no hassle
Only to find out that bitch was in another castle

HOOK

If my life was a video game
It’d be in 4-D and it’d be fucking insane
I’m being unstoppable flying faster than planes
Running down the tracks and punting trains
If my life was a video game
I wouldn’t have to fight for the fortune and fame
I’d just use my music to put people to shame
Either way, everybody’s gonna know my name

VERSE 2

Live my life, day by day, alone in my room
If my life was a game
It’d be the Adventures of Nynja Doom
I’m takin’ anything I want
Cause everything’s mine
And if you got something bitch
Imma blow out your spine
I’ve got years of practice
And talent to boot
I climb up ladders
Bitch you fall down shutes
I got infinite ammo
And you got magic floaty boots
I blow up cities
While you blow on flutes
If it was a game it’d be a mix of new and old
And if it ever got too hard for me I’d just use codes
To strap up
Just a bit
I don’t need a shit load
Cause Imma murder all of y’all when I turn on God Mode
I’ll be the only one in the world who couldn’t be beated
And I’m not tryna sound a little cocky or conceited
But I know that you’re gettin’ just a teeny tiny heated
And I’ll would be too if over and over I was defeated

HOOK

If my life was a video game
It’d be in 4-D and it’d be fucking insane
I’m being unstoppable flying faster than planes
Running down the tracks and punting trains
If my life was a video game
I wouldn’t have to fight for the fortune and fame
I’d just use my music to put people to shame
Either way, everybody’s gonna know my name

VERSE 3

I beat the pixels outta bitches
No if ands or buts
I kick mother fuckers in the 3-D nuts
Every stage has its own music sounds the fourth dimension
I’d have a squad of mother fuckers standing at attention
An army marching on taking over the world
People standing with their butts clenched and their toes curled
My lifes like a game
And it’s hard to admit
Sometimes I wanna throw the controller and fuckin’ quit
I wish it was like playing Contra back when
Me and my grandma teamed up together for the win
Hardcore than a mother fucker through thick and thin
Couldn’t begin to tell you how many times she saved my skin
This songs for you that’s why it’s so damn loud
Want you to hear it and I want you to be proud
I can’t believe she’s gone
I wish I could rewind
And give her my extra life
One more time

HOOK

If my life was a video game
It’d be in 4-D and it’d be fucking insane
I’m being unstoppable flying faster than planes
Running down the tracks and punting trains
If my life was a video game
I wouldn’t have to fight for the fortune and fame
I’d just use my music to put people to shame
Either way, everybody’s gonna know my name

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